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Ike Gets A New Phone

Hello there, blog hijacker Kimmmmmmmmmm here. This is the email that our dearest Ike sent out a while back about getting a new phone.........

Dear Justin T.,

This past year you have been at my side, tirelessly singing to me everyone someone would call. You did this for me and never once complained, or asked for anything in return. Each time you would break into "rock your body" you were always on tone, and you never forgot the lyrics or got tired of singing the same song. You even recognized when i was in class or an important meeting and sang softly to me, "rock your body" so not to disturb; moreover, if a cute boy called you also made sure i heard it by singing your heart out "rock your body" .

While they may deny it, each of my friends had a special fondness for your ring, and yes, the comment "it sounds like he's singing through a walkie talkie" is a true compliment to your talent.

its time to activate the new cell...and yes, i must say goodbye, but keep your chin up, you'll always be my boo.

posted by Ike @ 9:47 PM 0 comments

Hijacked

Dear Friends,
The Ned Report is officially being taken over. Step aside, Ike. Here comes Phillip and Kimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[Play Maniacal Laughter]

Kimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and I will do our best to ensure some of the humor that we convey to each other in our emails will be spread around cyberspace. However, as a warning, somethings that won't be talked about:

Brian
Work
Random Stalkings

Keep your panties on because this is going to be a bumpy ride.

posted by Ike @ 8:12 AM 0 comments

1 blog isn't enough

so its been a few days since my last post and when I spoke to the practiced blogger Kimmmmmmm this past weekend, her and phrogprince have decided that they would like to post certain tidbits here on my off days

this should be fun...

posted by Ike @ 3:19 PM 1 comments